Great idea!

An Ermine Coat Worn at the War of the Moses

killers had the time of their lives
nine cats in perdition meowl
the way you pull your hair back in a slip knot
Turkey necked cormorants served with all the trappings of nuclear accouterments
Dirty socks and the expeditionary forces penetrating the vast
Diplomacy of the fist and the cranberry sauce stains, drumsticks
All the fixins, who could belly ache at the bloated dead
A conjugal boner in the bird basted the uncertain carrion
Hole in the head, a dead giveaway, a leaky orifice, flaps of offal
Firebombings and just letting it go hominid fecal
Officers sunk in the gravy boat, the privates left to their drug trafficking
rhomboidal ocular fascination with two dimensions
the single slice of camembert folded in bologna
made my day with Satie and the finger which carries the note infinity, wise

the indifference to obdurate gravity
eyes that met as through a hand mirror
the removal of a kid glove, the handshake of our friend Thanatos
bulbous globules bearing nought but youthful ignorance
breasts of plenty

this thing which wraps itself around your neck to hump,
the cold nose, the ripped stockings
hosiery and the diffidence in being about twelve
things which had the encyclopaedist in stitches
a bird and her nest, the wind that devours and forks
why we sit at the table and finger for the napkin,
gorging ourselves on liminal cocktail

Gimme mounds of fluffy mashed taters, heaps of gin with quinine
Helpless in the hive of mosquito whir and Stockhausen helicopter insistence
Snails galloping in your sleep time
What a world we fumigate outside the unsheltered scrim

The rest of our conversion follows a similar vein. Instead of going through line by line, let's just compare end results: when the transition is complete, the code that used to read:

Seth Roby graduated in May of 2003 with a double major in English and Computer Science, the Macintosh part of a three-person Macintosh, Linux, and Windows graduating triumvirate.

Seth Roby graduated in May of 2003 with a double major in English and Computer Science, the Macintosh part of a three-person Macintosh, Linux, and Windows graduating triumvirate.

This will allow us to use a few functions we didn't have access to before. These lines are still a mystery for now, but we'll explain them soon. Now we'll start working within the main function, where favoriteNumber is declared and used. The first thing we need to do is change how we declare the variable. Instead of

This back and forth is an important concept to understand in C programming, especially on the Mac's RISC architecture. Almost every variable you work with can be represented in 32 bits of memory: thirty-two 1s and 0s define the data that a simple variable can hold. There are exceptions, like on the new 64-bit G5s and in the 128-bit world of AltiVec