March 12, 2003
Gothic News: New Bush Portrait Found Hanging Upside Down from Mount Rushmore

[I just got this one a few days ago.]

(Gothic News Service, 3/10/03) Early Sunday morning visitors to Mount Rushmore reported that they were astonished to find they could not look up the 5,725-foot mountain and see the 60-foot high carved stone heads of U.S Presidents George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln. Instead, they found themselves looking at a large painted portrait of President Bush hanging upside down on a cable stretched several hundred feet between the barely exposed foreheads of Lincoln and Washington.

Visitors reported that not only was the painted Bush upside down, but that his bright red cheeks and much ruffled dark hair indicated signs of considerable shaking, an effect that was amplified by the canvas rippling in the early March wind. Indeed it appeared had been picked him up by his feet and held him hanging down while the portrait was in progress.

"Drop The Thought" - the visitor went on to report - was painted in large block letters across the top of the canvas which hung down at least 60 feet to cover the sight of the other Presidential faces.

Before News reporters could be called to the scene, two what looked like Park Service or Military helicopters arrived to lift the cable and canvas from the Monument. "That was also quite something," a visitor reported. "The canvas shook terribly when they lifted Bushs face up into the air. It was as if he was having an exorcism or some kind of letting go. Then, when the helicopters got him balanced enough to leave, they turned the canvas around and, and on the back side, all we could see were big lavender colored letters saying, NO WAR IN IRAQ. Frankly, it was kind of powerful sight. Like a lot of people, I am not particularly for going into this war."

It was hard to find much other information. Mount Rushmore ? carved over a period of 14 years by sculptor Gutzon Borglum - was created to embody the spirit of the foundation, preservation, and expansion of the United States. Tight lipped, The National Park Service said it did not have any information on the perpetrators of the mornings event and no arrests had been made.

"At a time when the country and the President most need the support of the American people," Ari Fleischer at the White House was reported to have said, "It is disturbing to hear that there are individuals out there who will abuse an historic Monument that represents our nations ambition, power and democratic purpose. As to the alleged portrait, let it be known, one more time, this President will not be shaken in his resolve to go to war, if that is his decision."

Posted by Brian Stefans at March 12, 2003 02:12 PM
Comments

This back and forth is an important concept to understand in C programming, especially on the Mac's RISC architecture. Almost every variable you work with can be represented in 32 bits of memory: thirty-two 1s and 0s define the data that a simple variable can hold. There are exceptions, like on the new 64-bit G5s and in the 128-bit world of AltiVec

Posted by: Mable on January 19, 2004 01:17 AM

Let's take a moment to reexamine that. What we've done here is create two variables. The first variable is in the Heap, and we're storing data in it. That's the obvious one. But the second variable is a pointer to the first one, and it exists on the Stack. This variable is the one that's really called favoriteNumber, and it's the one we're working with. It is important to remember that there are now two parts to our simple variable, one of which exists in each world. This kind of division is common is C, but omnipresent in Cocoa. When you start making objects, Cocoa makes them all in the Heap because the Stack isn't big enough to hold them. In Cocoa, you deal with objects through pointers everywhere and are actually forbidden from dealing with them directly.

Posted by: Justinian on January 19, 2004 01:18 AM

To address this issue, we turn to the second place to put variables, which is called the Heap. If you think of the Stack as a high-rise apartment building somewhere, variables as tenets and each level building atop the one before it, then the Heap is the suburban sprawl, every citizen finding a space for herself, each lot a different size and locations that can't be readily predictable. For all the simplicity offered by the Stack, the Heap seems positively chaotic, but the reality is that each just obeys its own rules.

Posted by: Jucentius on January 19, 2004 01:18 AM

The Stack is just what it sounds like: a tower of things that starts at the bottom and builds upward as it goes. In our case, the things in the stack are called "Stack Frames" or just "frames". We start with one stack frame at the very bottom, and we build up from there.

Posted by: Sarah on January 19, 2004 01:19 AM

This will allow us to use a few functions we didn't have access to before. These lines are still a mystery for now, but we'll explain them soon. Now we'll start working within the main function, where favoriteNumber is declared and used. The first thing we need to do is change how we declare the variable. Instead of

Posted by: Richard on January 19, 2004 01:19 AM
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