April 13, 2003

Firsts and Lasts

[The following poems were based on the first and last lines on pages of an issue of Pom Pom, a magazine premised on reusing lines and poems from previous issues for new work. The page numbers refer to those from which the lines are taken -- I think the issue is online at their site. Anyway, they were rejected. They are trivial, indeed, and a bit college-humorish, but I'd always liked National Lampoon as a kid.]

GO NOW

You have been named Synonymous
So dance like a monkey.

[45, 48]

THE PROBLEM IS ALWAYS TIMING

Watching the farmers collect their wheat and not saying a word since last Christmas
I promise to sodomize her upon request while shoving the money of rich bastards in my ears.

[54, 51, 9]

POEM (for Carol Mirakove)

For my sister Carol
Lying.

[36, 37]

IN A STATION OF THE METRO

Ended
During a movie.

[25]

JUST LIKE YOU SAID, KEVIN

Things were better in 1603.
Those of us who slept with Racine couldn’t poke a lick of French and were sure better lippers for it.

[60, 38, 46]

A LITTLE GREEN MARTIAN

To grease the wheels of steel
He made some joke about how A Streetcar Named Desire was written about him.

[9, 47, 50]

AT THE EDGE OF WILDERNESS

Sean’s boobs.
What would you do, just lay there and let it happen?

[54, 17, 55]

COSMIC SNIGGLY

Are you sometimes completely unable to enter the spirit of things?
I promise to sodomize her upon request while shoving the money of rich bastards in my ears.

[37, 59, 9]

TU FU A.K.A. TOMMY PUSS

Some poets are always jerking off.
Did you look for it
      with a lantern?

[52, 56, 59]

OF FIRE

Some mornings your hair is on
fire.
      My Jesus was Kathy Acker.

[57, 60]

Posted by Brian Stefans at April 13, 2003 03:45 PM
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